Please post your nominations for the Best of Code Review 2016 - Best Title category.
The question with the best title.
In your nomination post, please make sure to include a link to the revision of the question (from the revision history) that introduced the nominated title, as well as a short explanation of what makes that post worthy of being nominated in this category, and why it should win over the others.
The following SEDE query includes all question titles in 2016 along with view counts and score.
Small characters at the bottom: Only one nomination per post. Nominated questions must have a creation date in 2016. Downvotes don't count. Santa reserves the right to award the top-voted nominee a special bounty as a token of appreciation on behalf of the Code Review community.