Most people call me Gordie. Here's 10 or 15 things you don't need to know about me:

Ever broken something expensive?

When I was a teenager I went to work with my cousin's husband on a construction site in Utah once. He asked me to drive the backhoe over to him so he could dig a hole. I drove it a quarter mile with the parking break on. I wasn't invited back.

Have you ever been on a horse?

I lived on a horse ranch for a year or so in Utah in my teens. I love riding horses.

Have you ever walked outside in your PJs?

Just got some brand new rainbows and unicorns PJ pants. I plan on wearing them on a road trip this weekend, hoping to embarrass my daughter a little bit.

Why did you decide to do this MySpace quiz?

I wanted to do a cool quiz for my S.E. profile page like Bobince and the other cool kids.

Did you ever shower with someone else?

I once, in my 20's, took a shower with my girlfriend, her best friend, my best friend, and a random woman from a metal concert. It was very crowded and we all had to share a towel.

Have you ever been on TV?

Yep. When I was 16 I produced a public access T.V. show. I also did some I.T. work for a few other local TV programs.

Have you ever been to a concert?

I've been to many, many concerts and even played a few when I was in bands in my early 20s.

Have you ever been in a car accident?

Yeah. I was giving a girl a ride once and she whipped out her phone and showed me an uncensored picture of a tattoo she got on her chest and I looked for a little too long and hit the car in front of me.

Ever ridden in an ambulance?

I jumped out of a very large tree when I was a young kid to scare the neighbor girl - broke my arm in half. Mom wasn't around so I called 911 and hitched a ride to the ER.

Ever meet someone famous?

I dated a girl who had become sort of famous for singing on American Idol. She dumped me for a girl.

Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14?

There used to be this rhyme when I was very young that kids would use to tease each other: someone and someone sittin' in a tree, K - I - S - S - I - N - G. So I had gotten the idea that you're supposed to get the girl you like into a tree and then it was ok to kiss them. A little girl from church was over visiting one day and I invited her to climb my favotire tree with me, then snuck a kiss on the cheek and ran away. I was probably 6.