Ingenieur (Ing.), born 1963 (ancient for „teh Internets“, but us guys older than dirt now invented it ;)
See also the advanced
IGB Stack Flair – A dynamic flair for Stack Exchange sites
It may happen on occassion that a strange, black, ironic, sometimes even sarcastic sense of humor overwhelms me. Doctors have diagnosed this as SPAM-MAPS (SPontAneous Mp [Multi-Attack Palindrome] Syndrom). It leads to increase in blood pressure, flood of tears, hence visual impairment, inability to eat or drink, intermittent breathing accompanied by weird noises and it is extremly infectious but harmless otherwise.
It is advised to not take things deadly serious then. If you decide to do so nevertheless, please note that you do it at your own risk of suffering from stomachache, a heart attack, a stroke, flatulences[,] killing a butterfly, a fawn, a unicorn or myriads of your neurons.
Always keep in mind:
Laughing is the best way to bare your teeth.
With that said: Thank you for your cooperation!
Self-employed, former Release Manager using:
- Java, Groovy, Bash scripting
- Git, Stash
- Maven (including self-written plugins), Nexus
- Jenkins (with lots of plugins)
- JBoss Fuse, fabric8
- Apache Tomcat
- Apache HTTP Server
- Oracle, MS SQL Server
- Oracle SQL Developer Data Modeler, CA ERwin Data Modeler
- on Linux[es], Windows [Server], HP-UX
- Stack Overflow 8.5k 8.5k 44 gold badges2222 silver badges6565 bronze badges
- Code Review 1.2k 1.2k 55 silver badges1818 bronze badges
- German Language 462 462 44 silver badges99 bronze badges
- Super User 295 295 22 silver badges1919 bronze badges
- Academia 210 210 22 silver badges77 bronze badges
- View network profile →
Top network posts
- 20 Maven can't compile using rt.jar
- 17 Why is a subclass' static initializer not invoked when a static method declared in its superclass is invoked on the subclass?
- 15 "Wie alt das(s) er ist"
- 13 Simple Self-Learning AI
- 12 Is null an Object?
- 12 Jenkins command to get number of builds in queue
- 12 Found duplicate execution with id default in pom.xml
- View more network posts →